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NORMIE LABS
Boston, MA · builtbynormie@gmail.com
DROOL
Real food, real friends
A1
FREE
SHOWERZ
Shower ASMR, zero water bill
A2
$9.99
BUMPN
Your iPod’s chrome cousin
B1
$12.99
FLOAT
Drink water or the boat sinks
B2
FREE
BRB
Texts from your past self
C1
FREE
SOON
POINTS
NOOB
Award travel for total beginners
C2
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